"Defer no time, delays have dangerous ends."
William Shakespeare, Henry VI, Part 1
While manifold enlighteners give the public manifold conflicting “clues” about long-awaited and allegedly unpredictable BAMSDAY we decided not to zero in on “the very one”, but to scrutinize preferences and readiness of the audience to pass through such a stress by elementary poll.
TNZ POLL RESULTS 1. December 25, 2009 - 41.32%
We were truly gladdened by the head of the poll. It implicitly gives us rise to console ourselves with the hope that our forecasts tend to be in phase with vox populi sometimes.
2. November 25, 2009 - 38.19% follows down by a finger's breadth.
The only proposed for election counterpart of such requests as A.S.A.P., NOW, YESTERDAY.
3. July 2010 - 13.89%
The choice of huge fans of Greek mythology and the proud owners of tickets for
nothing “See you in [maybe next] July” tour.
4. July 2011 - 3.12%
Rare followers of this date are the people who definitely have an inexhaustible patience and… tickets for
nothing “See you in [any] July” tour. May be this is it, may be they are the very same faithful fans… More's the pity, they are less. 3.25%
5. Never - 1.74%
Five voters altruistically overwhelmed with unconditional love are dead set on pensioning Mr. Jackson off in his
15 in the very infanthood of revelation of his genuine creative potential. That’s 2bad.
6. Who is Mr. Jackson? - 1.39%
Four voters dialed the wrong number or apparently lost they heads somewhere around Yellow Brick Road. Has anyone seen something lost on the road? No? That's 2bad.
7. One vote went to the point "Isn't he dead!?!" Probably
Mr. Jackson somebody just had some fun.
We are dead sorry that we’ve paid no attention in our Poll to such important points like “MY BIRTHDAY” and “BYRTHDAY OF MY MOM” later named in our feedback.
However, exactly during the Poll session the main crypto-channel of the game Thirty Miles Zone gave us
BIG CLUE relatively circumstantial progress report.
“Jackson mystery date” has been announced as much straight as it only possible in this exceptional case.
Allow for the fact, that
TNZ has previously recommended Mr. Jackson in unemphatic manner to take drastic action to force cluing of the audience or to revise the date of the returning, we are entirely sympathetic to the statement “’d like to end it "before the Christmas holidays".... but that could get pushed to January”. Not to mention
THISISALSOIT.COM swiftly created in order to rub noses of clueless investigators directly into the clues. This artefaction meets with our complete approval and applauding.
"Hold for applause, fade out."
Once I had, a little game
I liked to crawl, back in my brain I think you know, the game I mean I mean the game, called 'go insane' you should try, this little game Just close your eyes, forget your name Forget the world, forget the people And we'll erect, a different steeple This little game, is fun to do ust close your eyes, no way to lose And I'm right there, I'm going too Release control, we're breaking thru Way back deep into the brain Back where there's never any pain “Celebration of the lizard” The Doors And now to be serious. According to marketing, the period from 12.25.09 till 01.18.10 inclusive is more than optimal for comeback. Later might be too late. Because a market is a market. And market knows no law, but market laws. So one of these laws says there is no such audience to grab it endlessly.
In addition, the painful tendency of audience weariness with game duration and uncertain prospects for the development has manifested itself lately. Obviously, Mr. Jackson has gained his long-standing aim within hoax-in part of his public. People do not believe the press even when it makes sense to pay attention to it; moreover, they are beginning to tune out clues, to suspect each other and to turn into aggression in spite of wide L.O.V.E. and T.O.Y. daily spreading. They feel frustration with obscureness; they are totally disoriented with game addiction leads to moral frail and hyposomnia.
They give a hostile reception to incoming news particularly because of the fact that to be angry is easier than to think up. So even such evidently official clue-generator like THISISALSO
IT.COM arouses mistrust among many lost in non-stop twists of the YELLOW BRICK ROAD children.
Therefore, TNZ express
misgivings that a yet longer Delay in Jackson Case and extension of stagnant “obscurum per obscurius” strategy would bring general disbeLIEf to rebound Mr. Jackson himself and so the life-giving effect of resurrection might reduce essentially. Wherethrough his “BAM!” is in danger to turn into “self-BAM!” then and his own game may play a bad joke with Joker indeed. our hope that HOAX team will made a good use of this overtime and give exclusive attention to the game plan improving and to expanding of the target audience.
Finally, our gratitude and heartfelt appreciation go to our beloved readers.
Dear friends, thank you all more than much for your voting and dynamic commenting.
WTF HTW BTW! Comeback campaigh special for rippers’ edition is going up smoothly right. So let’s wish softly landing for everybody looking for Mr. Jackson somewhere above.